Two different rants, to two different people, a little after the fact.
"I'm drunk, so it's HONESTY TIME."
Don't flatter yourself, cupcake.
First of all if I was going to stalk someone it would hardly be you. It'd be someone I gave a shit about. I've pretty much forgotten you existed. So get the fuck over yourself. Who would bother to stalk you? Seriously, you're harassing my mate AND her family over this bullshit? Maybe you should quit pissing people off by being such a dumb little twat, maybe then the pool of your potential stalkers would be smaller. Then again, if you were intelligent, you'd know I'd never waste my time on you. And neither would she, and that's what pisses you off, that she forgot about you like a wet newspaper. Well stop harassing me and talking smack, because goddamnit, I'm Italian and I'm from Chicago. Not that I'd bother with you... because... and this is important, so pay attention:
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. Your existence means absolutely nothing to me. So go fuck yourself and enjoy being so butch that even my girl couldn't stomach you (and she tolerates me farting and thinking it's funny). So, you know. Quit thinking you're so goddamn important. Nobody gives a fuck about you. ESPECIALLY not me and my mate. We've moved on. And even if I had the time, I wouldn't be stalking the likes of YOU. I'd go with someone I could at least have fun with once the chloroform kicked in. Watch out, Johnny Depp!
AHAHAHAHAHA! drunk bitch is drunk.
the button to post says, "Express yourself". EXPRESS THIS!
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I should be used to this by now...
And honestly, I know better.
But goddamn, didn't anyone ever tell you "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" ? If you aren't attracted to fat bitches, that's completely your prerogative. I'm not attracted to egotistical assholes and that's my prerogative. And if you really think that your 'advice' will 'cure' all of us fat women (who are of course all fat because we never exercise and eat constantly and have no self control), well, you can't teach someone who doesn't want to learn. But when you tell the fat women who are perfectly content with who they are, who have absolutely no problem with their size, that they should be ashamed of themselves... then you're a fucking idiot. Just keep to yourself. Seriously. There's plenty of dumb, skinny bitches out there that you can have to yourself.
Never occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, some of us look like this to keep the assholes like you at bay.
Oh, and by the way, YOU'RE FAT TOO, you hypocritical son of a bitch. Those love handles and that beer belly and oh, fuck, your horrifying MAN TITS? Yeah. That makes you nastier than any fat chick. You know why? Because WE know how to wash under OUR folds, thank you very much. I may be fat and jiggly (and therefore WAY, way more fun to spank then some twig with absolutely no ass-ripple to be seen) but -I- can still reach every part of my body and get my ankles to my shoulders. Fat on the outside means fat on the inside. And if you're so brainwashed by society that you can ignore thousands of years of instinct that says "chubby bitches are best for childbearing an are therefore the best mates" then there's something seriously wrong with you.
But that's okay, because it just guarantees that your seed will only be spread to other morons like you, and we'll always know you're coming when we see the trailer park in the distance.
You know why people are skinny? Because they're poor and can't afford food. You know why America's fat? Because evolution can't keep up with industrialization. Get used to it, and so help me god, stop complaining about fat CHICKS and bitch about fat people. OH, NO, WAIT, then it'd be you too who was the problem. Maybe YOU should put down the fucking beer and get on the treadmill yourself. At least when I eat cake it tastes good and I can look sexy doing it. Oh, and cake's not actually that bad for you. Packaged or prepared foods are what do it, with included levels of sodium and extremely processed fats and sugars that the body just packs right on. If you want to eat only things that are good for you, you need to only buy all fresh foods and cook everything yourself. And frankly, the people who have the money don't have the time, and the rest of us have neither. America needs to learn that if you wanna eat anything, you only have a tiny bit. Like the French!
The French live on cream sauce and bread and wine, and they're not all fat. Weirdly, the standard of beauty there is so different that men don't label women "fat" until they're actually into plus sizes, as opposed to here in America where a plus sized model is a size 8. (Just so you all know? That's a medium. That's right. When you see a "fat" woman in a magazine, wearing "fatty" clothes, she's really a medium and they had to make sample sizes just for the shoot. But she looks so fat next to that double-zero!) And yet, here in America where you supposedly have no value to society unless you're smaller around than a streetlight, the average size is a 14 (which is an XL). Wonder why THAT could be.
If mannequins were real people, they'd be too anorexic to live and completely incapable of childbirth. Well, female mannequins, anyway. The male ones are huge, but only the fake muscles.
If you're going to say that you're too good for fat bitches and try to 'fix' us and make us fuckable (and thanks, but you're wrong, we're already fuckable, and we know it, in spite of years and years of assholes like you try to brainwash us into your delusions),then you'd better fucking 'fix' yourself first, you nasty ass fucker. Maybe you could exert a little self-control and exercise once in a while. What's that? You exercise constantly and eat right all the time? WELL GEE, THEN IT AIN'T THAT FUCKING EASY, IS IT?!
Oh, and even if you were skinny, you wouldn't be hot OR fuckable. If -I- was the 103 pounds they tell me I should be I'd be a goddamn triple-D knockout. Oh wait! I already am! And it has nothing to do with my weight, or my size, and until all you pathetic little sacks of shit realize that, you'll be the ones whining about how gross fat bitches are on the internet while us fat bitches are out getting quite thoroughly fucked.
/soapbox
"I'm drunk, so it's HONESTY TIME."
Don't flatter yourself, cupcake.
First of all if I was going to stalk someone it would hardly be you. It'd be someone I gave a shit about. I've pretty much forgotten you existed. So get the fuck over yourself. Who would bother to stalk you? Seriously, you're harassing my mate AND her family over this bullshit? Maybe you should quit pissing people off by being such a dumb little twat, maybe then the pool of your potential stalkers would be smaller. Then again, if you were intelligent, you'd know I'd never waste my time on you. And neither would she, and that's what pisses you off, that she forgot about you like a wet newspaper. Well stop harassing me and talking smack, because goddamnit, I'm Italian and I'm from Chicago. Not that I'd bother with you... because... and this is important, so pay attention:
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. Your existence means absolutely nothing to me. So go fuck yourself and enjoy being so butch that even my girl couldn't stomach you (and she tolerates me farting and thinking it's funny). So, you know. Quit thinking you're so goddamn important. Nobody gives a fuck about you. ESPECIALLY not me and my mate. We've moved on. And even if I had the time, I wouldn't be stalking the likes of YOU. I'd go with someone I could at least have fun with once the chloroform kicked in. Watch out, Johnny Depp!
AHAHAHAHAHA! drunk bitch is drunk.
the button to post says, "Express yourself". EXPRESS THIS!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I should be used to this by now...
And honestly, I know better.
But goddamn, didn't anyone ever tell you "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" ? If you aren't attracted to fat bitches, that's completely your prerogative. I'm not attracted to egotistical assholes and that's my prerogative. And if you really think that your 'advice' will 'cure' all of us fat women (who are of course all fat because we never exercise and eat constantly and have no self control), well, you can't teach someone who doesn't want to learn. But when you tell the fat women who are perfectly content with who they are, who have absolutely no problem with their size, that they should be ashamed of themselves... then you're a fucking idiot. Just keep to yourself. Seriously. There's plenty of dumb, skinny bitches out there that you can have to yourself.
Never occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, some of us look like this to keep the assholes like you at bay.
Oh, and by the way, YOU'RE FAT TOO, you hypocritical son of a bitch. Those love handles and that beer belly and oh, fuck, your horrifying MAN TITS? Yeah. That makes you nastier than any fat chick. You know why? Because WE know how to wash under OUR folds, thank you very much. I may be fat and jiggly (and therefore WAY, way more fun to spank then some twig with absolutely no ass-ripple to be seen) but -I- can still reach every part of my body and get my ankles to my shoulders. Fat on the outside means fat on the inside. And if you're so brainwashed by society that you can ignore thousands of years of instinct that says "chubby bitches are best for childbearing an are therefore the best mates" then there's something seriously wrong with you.
But that's okay, because it just guarantees that your seed will only be spread to other morons like you, and we'll always know you're coming when we see the trailer park in the distance.
You know why people are skinny? Because they're poor and can't afford food. You know why America's fat? Because evolution can't keep up with industrialization. Get used to it, and so help me god, stop complaining about fat CHICKS and bitch about fat people. OH, NO, WAIT, then it'd be you too who was the problem. Maybe YOU should put down the fucking beer and get on the treadmill yourself. At least when I eat cake it tastes good and I can look sexy doing it. Oh, and cake's not actually that bad for you. Packaged or prepared foods are what do it, with included levels of sodium and extremely processed fats and sugars that the body just packs right on. If you want to eat only things that are good for you, you need to only buy all fresh foods and cook everything yourself. And frankly, the people who have the money don't have the time, and the rest of us have neither. America needs to learn that if you wanna eat anything, you only have a tiny bit. Like the French!
The French live on cream sauce and bread and wine, and they're not all fat. Weirdly, the standard of beauty there is so different that men don't label women "fat" until they're actually into plus sizes, as opposed to here in America where a plus sized model is a size 8. (Just so you all know? That's a medium. That's right. When you see a "fat" woman in a magazine, wearing "fatty" clothes, she's really a medium and they had to make sample sizes just for the shoot. But she looks so fat next to that double-zero!) And yet, here in America where you supposedly have no value to society unless you're smaller around than a streetlight, the average size is a 14 (which is an XL). Wonder why THAT could be.
If mannequins were real people, they'd be too anorexic to live and completely incapable of childbirth. Well, female mannequins, anyway. The male ones are huge, but only the fake muscles.
If you're going to say that you're too good for fat bitches and try to 'fix' us and make us fuckable (and thanks, but you're wrong, we're already fuckable, and we know it, in spite of years and years of assholes like you try to brainwash us into your delusions),then you'd better fucking 'fix' yourself first, you nasty ass fucker. Maybe you could exert a little self-control and exercise once in a while. What's that? You exercise constantly and eat right all the time? WELL GEE, THEN IT AIN'T THAT FUCKING EASY, IS IT?!
Oh, and even if you were skinny, you wouldn't be hot OR fuckable. If -I- was the 103 pounds they tell me I should be I'd be a goddamn triple-D knockout. Oh wait! I already am! And it has nothing to do with my weight, or my size, and until all you pathetic little sacks of shit realize that, you'll be the ones whining about how gross fat bitches are on the internet while us fat bitches are out getting quite thoroughly fucked.
/soapbox